Sunday, November 29, 2009

Free the Gnomes - Stop Oppressive Gardening





(Sept 2010 Update from your innkeeper on behalf of the fight to free the gnomes...she has officially set free a gnome held captive in a salvage store in Roanoke and will hold a contest to gname this gnome who will live of his own free will on the porch of The Claiborne House B&B.  Update: He was freed and here he is on the left, Frankel Fitzpatrick Claiborne.)  


The Official site in Support of Garden Gnome Liberation





The Situation

Thousands of Gnomes are enslaved in Gardens across America. For too long we have let our neighbors usurp the rights of these gentle woodland creatures. Visit our Newsroom for more information.

Calls to Action Report Neighborhood

Tyranny

Join our boycott. Organize a picket demonstration. Write to Congress. Free a Gnome. We'll show you how.
Have you seen a Gnome in captivity? Report it here. This information will be made available to the Garden Gnome Liberation Front, the Local, Federal, and International authorities, the appropriate amnesty organizations and will be transmitted into space via a powerful, world-class radio astronomy dish.
You can support this cause buy buying "Stop Oppressive Gardening" merchandise here.
If you are a defender of freedom and liberty - you may request a campus club starter kit to help FREE GNOMES everywhere.
More information from Free The Gnomes:
Do you endorse "theft" and "tresspassing" to liberate enslaved Garden Gonmes. We wish that Garden Gnome slavery did not exist. We understand why some would support all means necessary to stop it. Our preference is for peacful negotiation with the Gnome Slave Owner and political pressure on the Government, Corporations and other power brokers of the world.



Here at The Claiborne House Bed and Breakfast we are diametrically opposed to all Gnome Oppression - we are happy to report we have one happily freed gnome living in the B&B foyer. He was a rescue gnome from Columbus Georgia. His origins were some unknown factory in China.
He is now a host at the Claiborne House. Pictured above is our man Gnomey enjoying his afternoon refreshments at an inn in Columbus GA celebrating his new found freedom and in Charlotte airport enroute home to Rocky Mount VA.
VIRGINIA IS FOR GNUTTY GNOME LOVERS
Life is too short for bad coffee...
Shellie @ The Claiborne House Bed and Breakfast in Rocky Mount Virginia http://www.claibornehouse.net/

Friday, November 27, 2009

TIME TO GET HAPPY! Bluegrass Concert - Locally Grown Big Name Musicians Dec 5th @ 7pm

The Rocky Mount Lions Club Presents

JUNIOR SISK
& RAMBLERS CHOICE and

THE BLUEGRASS BROTHERS

Franklin County High School Auditorium - Saturday, December 5, 2009 7PM Ticket Price is just $15 For ticket reservations and info call 540-483-0904 Doors open at 6PM. Come early for the best seats! "We Give That Others Might See"

You can toss a rock in any direction in Franklin County and hit a musician! Franklin County High School is just a couple blocks from The Claiborne House Bed and Breakfast. You can walk if you don't mind walking back UP the hill.

Rocky Mount is the official starting point of The Crooked Road: Virginia's Heritage Music Trail. We have more local weekly jams than any other place along this music trail.

TIME TO GET HAPPY! THIS IS TOE TAPPIN' HAPPY STUFF YA'LL!! GIT ON OUT HERE AND START SOME GRINNIN'! IT'S ABOUT TIME.

Junior Sisk and Rambler's Choice website here and listen to them on myspace here
Bluegrass Brothers website here and listen to them on myspace here or listen below:






VIRGINIA IS FOR JUNIOR SISK & RAMBLERS CHOICE & THE BLUEGRASS BROTHERS LOVERS

Life is too short for bad coffee... Shellie @ The Claiborne House Bed and Breakfast in Rocky Mount Virginia http://www.claibornehouse.net

Thursday, November 26, 2009

5 Surefire Ways to Offend the Locals

For some odd reason this article on world travel and culture seemed applicable to local Appalachian Culture right here in these Blue Ridge Mountains...so read on and maybe learn a stick or two. Article taken from Travel Blissful extra comments added by Shellie your Innkeeper at The Claiborne House B&B. http://www.claibornehouse.net/

Travelers don’t usually want to offend the people living in the places they’re visiting. However, many of you end up doing it, and despite your best intentions it’s possible to piss off the locals without even meaning to. It’s often the things you don’t do that can get you into trouble and make you feel more like an invader than a tourist. (Park your BMW behind The Claiborne House Bed and Breakfast and walk to the local wing dings and no one will be the wiser.)

You don’t want to leave your new favorite city or country feeling guilty about being an unintentional jerk. Fortunately these mistakes, made by travelers novice and experienced alike, are easy to avoid if you keep a few things in mind.

1. Neglecting to Learn the Local Customs
Most seasoned travelers figure they’ll just pick up the culture through observation as they go along. While you don’t need to take an anthropology course before venturing to a new place, brush up on the local faux pas. Know the basics like not putting your feet up in front of others in Arab cultures, throwing the ‘V’ sign in England, or throwing the OK sign in Brazil for example. (Example - Wearing a leather jacket around here is a give away you are not a local, they just don't wear leather jackets in SW Virginia, not many guys named Vinnie either, mostly Earl)

2. Criticizing Home
Going to other countries and saying how much you hate where you came from without a good word to say is a quick way to get under peoples’ skin. Some travelers think they’ll endear themselves to the locals, especially if they’re not as well of as you, but that can make you sound demeaning and spoiled. If you don’t appreciate where you are from it’s hard to appreciate where you’re going. (Southerners do not understand why y'all travel, what is wrong with your own home town?)

3. Bringing Up Sensitive History
Learning more about a nation’s history is a good way to learn about the culture before you encounter it but that doesn’t mean that the locals will interpret events as you’ve read them. It’s best to listen to the locals talk about war, politics, and national figures if they bring it up rather than talk about it yourself. Use your best judgement when asked your opinions but be mindful and avoid extreme positions on the issues. (You know of which I speak on this subject, this state is divided in two, we are the only state with Northerners and Southerners in the same state)

4. Not Going Along With It
One of the best ways to adapt to the culture is to immerse yourself in it and go with the flow. Don’t resist bargaining, thinking it’s only done when someone is trying to rip you off, or get upset by varying personal space around the world, or refusing to try any of the local dishes. Going along with the flow begins with what I mentioned in #1 above, knowing what the customs are to go with the flow with. (So when you go to the Friday Night Jamboree at The Floyd Country Store - git on out there and flat foot! You will know what I mean when you are there. See our music events page)

5. Assuming It’s All The Same
A surefire way to piss off a local is to say that their (country, culture, people, etc.) are “basically the same” as somewhere else. The more you travel the more you realize how similar we all are, but you shouldn’t tell a Norwegian that they are Swedes living in a different country. Customs also differ regardless of physical distances, don’t assume a nearby town is as liberal as the beach resort you are staying at so dress and act appropriately. (It is pronounced App-uh-latch-chun, not lay-shun, let's get that straight right here right now.)

Other Potential Offenders
  • Not knowing any of the local language - This varies but a traveler should always learn these 6 basic words: hello, goodbye, please, thank you, yes, no. (Here that would be y'all , bless her heart, pass the biscuits and other local phraseology)
  • Treating the locals like 2nd class citizens of their own country – Don’t talk down to anyone or be the all-knowing traveler. (Blue Ridge locals are Mountain Folk NOT Hillbillies)
  • Not trying some of the local cuisine- Yuck, gah, gross, and reactions like these at first sight or smell limit your experiences as a traveler as well as offend. Give it a try, you might like it. (Remember in the South everything is fried included the sweet tea!)
  • Don’t Get Offended Yourself (Don't worry if they call you a Northuhner, your accent gives you away, don't say "YOUS GUYS HAVE THE ACCENT BADDA BING!")
  • In every new place you visit there will be customs you are unaccustomed to, individuals who give the locals a bad name, and travelers who’ve made these mistakes above – giving you a bad name! If you’ve done your very basic research and committed yourself to being a part of the local culture while respecting the locals you won’t be likely to offend anyone. Best of all you’ll end up being a good ambassador for other travelers but your fellow compatriots back home as well. (Remember not all bluegrass is danceable, some is just toe tappable and remember not to smile too much, that will give you away quickly.)
VIRGINIA IS FOR APPALACHIA LOVERS

Life is too short for bad coffee... Shellie @ The Claiborne House Bed and Breakfast in Rocky Mount Virginia http://www.claibornehouse.net

Sunday, November 22, 2009

A star was born: Mill Mountain Star turns 60

On the eve of the Mill Mountain Star's 60th anniversary, two brothers who worked on the construction crew recall how they built the Roanoke icon -- in the days before safety harnesses. By Kevin Kittredge at The Roanoke Times


Before they turned on the Mill Mountain Star for the very first time, back on Nov. 23, 1949, the master of ceremonies paused to thank "the valiant crew of men who labored in cold and dangerous winds" to finish it on time.

Sixty years later, Roy and Bob Kinsey insist it was no big deal.

"We were used to that kind of work," explained Roy Kinsey, who with brothers Bob and Warren scampered all over the 100-foot edifice -- without a safety harness.

"We were climbing on it like monkeys," Bob Kinsey recalled. "We never heard of a safety belt."

At the time, the Kinsey brothers were working for the company founded by their father, Roy: the Roy. C. Kinsey Sign Company, Inc., which was the star's contractor. The three brothers inherited the company in later years. The brothers are now retired, and the company no longer exists.

Roy Kinsey Sr. is deceased now. So is one of the three broth
ers, Warren Kinsey.

That leaves Bob Kinsey, 84, and Roy Kinsey Jr., 92, to recall how Roanoke's beloved symbol was put together six decades ago.

At least 25 individuals worked on the sign, Bob Kinsey estimated.

He said that as far as he knows, he and his brother are the only ones still alive.

One big star

The Mill Mountain Star was conceived as a Christmas decoration and marketing ploy, according to its registration form for inclusion on the National Register of Historic Places. (The star was included on the register in 1999.)

The Roanoke Merchants Association and the chamber of commerce raised the money to build it by sending a joint fundraising letter to hundreds of businesses and professional firms. The star was lighted for the first time on Thanksgiving eve, 1949.

The Kinseys said building a star on the mountaintop was their father's idea. Roy Kinsey Sr. pitched the idea to the merchants association, which liked it.

Despite its whopping size -- the star is 88 12 feet in diameter, while the steel frame is 100 feet high -- it is not the biggest neon sign the Kinseys ever built. That distinction belongs to the Dan River Mills sign in Danville, which was 50 feet high and 248 feet long with 20-foot letters, Bob Kinsey said.

The star's architect was their father, the brothers said. The steel framing was designed by Bob Little of Roanoke Iron and Bridge Work, which also built the frame. The star's sturdy frame has seven
legs, each of which is bolted to the concrete foundation.

The signmakers made the 2,000 feet of neon out of 4-foot lengths of Corning glass, as well as the foundation, which is composed of 10 blocks of concrete weighing together 500,000 pounds.

Others who worked on the star included the Jefferson Electric Co. and Roanoke Ready Mix Concrete.

Don't look down

The Mill Mountain Star is actually three stars of different sizes mounted on the same frame. The gaps between the stars allow air to pass through, making the structure less vulnerable to wind and storms.

The colors were red and white in the early years, but the color blue was added to the middle, smallest star for the nation's bicentennial celebration in 1976, the Kinseys said.

The concrete, neon tubing and 30-plus electrical transformers were all hauled to the mountaintop in the fall of 1949 via a narrow, crooked access road that looped over itself, creating an underpass too low for the bigger pieces to pass underneath. As a result, the pieces of the steel frame and the crane were brought up instead on an old wagon road on the back side of the mountain, Bob Kinsey said.

Once the frame was assembled on the mountaintop, the neon tubes were tied to it with copper wire. Workers would climb into the frame, and then drop a rope end back to the ground, to which someone would attach a length of neon tubing to be pulled up. The neon tubes could be up to 9 feet long.

The scariest part of the project was tying neon onto the outermost points of the star, with nothing but sky beyond, Roy Kinsey said. But despite a lack of modern-day safety precautions, "No one got hurt, no one fell off it," he said. "I guess we were pretty agile then."

News accounts noted the cold and windy November weather in the days leading up to the star's illumination, but the brothers said the weather was never really a factor in building it.

"We had good days and bad days," Bob Kinsey said. "There were a few days when we probably just didn't work. But not many."

Though master of ceremonies James Moore praised the workers the night the star was illuminated, news stories the next day made no mention of the star-builders by name. Instead, they credited the merchants association and chamber of commerce.

"We never had our name on it. We didn't try to cash in on it," Bob Kinsey said.

The Mill Mountain Star cost $27,000 to build in 1949. The city spent $60,000 to paint and repair it 50 years later.

Miracle on Mill Mountain

On the night the star was lit, a Greene Memorial United Methodist Church choir sang "The Star-Spangled Banner." Former Rep. Clifton Woodrum compared the new star to the Star of Bethlehem.

The Kinseys had also made 100 3-foot neon stars, to be hung downtown. The miniature stars continued to be used as downtown Christmas decorations for years.

Actor and former Salemite John Payne, best known for playing the lawyer who defended Santa Claus in the 1947 Christmas classic, "Miracle on 34th Street," had been on Mill Mountain earlier that day, posing for photographs with workers, including the Kinsey brothers, and climbing partway up the steel frame.

Three area radio stations did live reports on the star-lighting, which occurred at 8:22 p.m.

Some 250 guests braved cold winds to watch the event from the mountaintop, while thousands more watched the star light up from the valley below. Loudspeakers carried the mountaintop program to four city parks.

Traffic came to a standstill when the star came on, according to The Roanoke Times. Cars were stopped bumper-to-bumper for half a mile on Brandon Avenue. Many people got out of their cars to gawk. An Eastern Airlines pilot, Arthur Robertson, was the first to report seeing it from the air:

"It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen," he said.

In spite of all the hoopla, the Kinsey brothers said they never expected the star to still be around 60 years later, or to mean so much to people in the valley.

"It just grew on the public like gangbusters," Bob Kinsey said. "We had no idea it would still be there and be what it is."


VIRGINIA IS FOR STAR CITY LOVERS

Mill Mountain Star

Address:
210 Reserve Ave., Roanoke, VA
Directions:
I-81 exit 143. I-581 exit 6. Right onto Elm Ave./Rte 24. Pass hospital, left at 2nd light onto Jefferson St. Left at 4th light onto Walnut Ave., which becomes Parkway Spur Rd. At top of mountain, right at Mill Mountain Park sign.
Hours:
Park closes at 9, star is turned off at midnight. (Call to verify)
Phone:
540-853-1133
Roanoke is the only city with a mountain within its limits. It is also known as the "Star City of the South" and "All American City" and "Capital of the Blue Ridge" and formerly named Big Lick - for the salt marshes where the Buffalo and other animals gathered and the Indians who were there to hunt them. For more interesting info on Roanoke and it's history click here.


Roanoke Star is 25 minute drive from The Claiborne House Bed and Breakfast. We recommend the drive up Mill Mountain to see this spectacular view of the Roanoke Valley. It is a terrific bike ride up if you are interested.




Life is too short for bad coffee... Shellie The Claiborne House Bed and Breakfast in Rocky Mount, Virginia http://www.claibornehouse.net/

Photos courtesy of Bob Kinsey. Article from The Roanoke Times.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

End Doily Discrimination - Battle of the Doilies


Doily bashing. Yes it is going on, constantly. Look at the starting line below from a recent travel article:

Do I have a deep-seeded fetish for doilies, furniture that looks like it belongs in my grandma's house, and forced interaction over tea and scones?” From Gadling.com

This innkeeper is about to go doily-mad. I am not sure if it is the same article rewritten 1000 times that describes Bed and Breakfasts as doily-laden grandma’s house but it has to stop! I am about to convert to being a doily goil if this continues out of pure rebellion (hey this is the South, I can rebel here).

When you stay at a bed and breakfast there are plenty of wonderful things that can grab your attention like fantastic breakfasts, individually decorated comfortable rooms, books, super hospitality, locations away from highways in the midst of a historic district or destination in the mountains.
The Sierra Suite - a fairly doily free zone
At The Claiborne House Bed and Breakfast we had a lovely thank you email just this week from a business guest from the Pac NW, who described his stay as welcoming and coming “home” which really made me smile. There was no reference to granny and her doilies, maybe because we are not grannies here but a younger family and we do interact and provide southern hospitality and information to our guests, not grandma’s smothering cuddles.

What sort of things DO B&B’s offer these days? Folks let’s kill the Doily myth once and for all. I have asked a few inn-mates online to share with us what they offer in lieu of doilies at their Inns. Here is the list thus far:
  • “Individually decorated rooms (I don't shop at 'Hotels R Us'). You're a real person to us, not a 'room number'. The owners are on hand 24x7, we're not in a corporate office crunching numbers. We don't 'go home' at night, we're here when you need us and we'll be here when you return next year.” Innkeeper in Maine wrote.

  • “Different than a hotel - we offer fresh flowers in room and fluffy robes.” Innkeeper in Virginia wrote.

  • “B&B’s offer free WIFI and complimentary hearty and home-cooked sit down breakfasts. Nothing is continental like a hotel.” Another Innkeeper in Virginia wrote.

  • “I think what innkeepers do really well is anticipate people's needs.” Innkeeper in Georgia wrote.

  • “We are a niche that people choose. I think being something that people can see and choose is important.” Innkeeper in Hawaii wrote.
  • “Free individualized concierge by a real local to ensure you get the most value while visiting our area. Smiles from an innkeeper who really cares that your getaway becomes the stuff of dreams.” Innkeeper in California wrote.·
Read this article to understand more about the Doily and it’s decline:

Don't tell Hyacinth but the doily is dead by David Wilkes in the Daily Mail UK

“Since the 1950s doilies have been regarded as a sign of high class and good manners.”

VIRGINIA IS FOR DOILY LOVERS - LONG LIVE THE DOILY (if you like them)



Life is too short for bad coffee... Shellie The Claiborne House Bed and Breakfast in Rocky Mount, Virginia http://www.claibornehouse.net/


(The above photo is The Sierra Suite - there are no doilies in that room, but I am considering it! Edited to add there is a hand-crocheted doily-like thingy on the dresser. tee hee hee)

Friday, November 20, 2009

War Between the Thermostats by Fred First

The wife between cold sheets is pitiful to witness. On cotton sheets in winter, she turns an instant blue, stuttering and convulsing; as soon as the lights go out, she becomes a shape-shifting heat-seeking parasite whose boney appendages conform to every nook and cranny of my agitated unsleeping form. If she’s cold, we can forget the demilitarized zone mid-bed. In the pursuit of nocturnal warmth, she will slink and slither well across that line, leaving me pinned on the very brink of my twenty percent of bed, sweating from the uninvited physical contact.

After a dozen or more years of uneasy winter bickering, at last she discovered her nirvana, flannel sheets. On that first night of flannel, she slipped between the soft powder blue fabric and commenced to making embarrassingly contented sounds. She was so happy with our new linens that I tried to love flannel too. But after a week I decided I’d rather spend eight dark hours naked in an electric wool sock than to sleep under flannel. She pulled ‘em up, I threw ‘em off. She purred contentedly, I fanned the covers all night, with nightmares of slow death by Crock Pot.


It looked as if we were doomed to live divided in a two-thermostat household. Many a marriage has ended over controversies more trivial than this. The solution came to me one day from King Solomon’s voice that boomed from heaven. It said “Divide the baby.” And this was the inspiration for our Marriage-Maintenance Hybrid Bedsheets.


From the dilemma of being either too hot or too cold, we have resolved the controversy in a way that is “just right” for each of us. We severed one cotton and one flannel sheet down the exact middle and sewed the halves together to created a full sheet that is half electric wool sock on her side of the bed and half polar bear chilled cotton on mine!


While this may not be the final answer to world harmony, it is my small contribution t the war between the thermostats. So. Rest in peace, guys. For my next project, I’ll be working on a solution to that eternal conundrum of extraterrestrial cohabitation: Does the toilet seat stay up or down?


Above is an excerpt pg 172-173 from Floyd Author and Nature Photog Fred First's book:


Slow Road Home

a blue ridge book of essays


To purchase this or Fred's latest book "What We Hold in our Hands: a slow road reader" or any of his fantastic photos visit his blog Fragments from Floyd - website here. Floyd Virginia is just 50 minutes drive up and over The Blue Ridge Parkway from The Claiborne House Bed and Breakfast.


VIRGINIA IS FOR FRAGMENTS FROM FLOYD LOVERS


Life is too short for bad coffee... Shellie The Claiborne House Bed and Breakfast in Rocky Mount, Virginia http://www.claibornehouse.net/

Permission granted from Fred First to add his writing to our blog and link to his website/blog, thanks Fred!

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