Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Portlandia Gets a Bed and Breakfast Inspector

"Anyone can have a bed, and anyone can have breakfast, but not just anyone can have a Bed AND Breakfast!" Portlandia
First off, if you have never seen Portlandia, this video is in jest of bed and breakfasts, and perhaps the show Hotel Impossible. If you enjoy a good chuckle, then this is for you! Please don't miss the doilies in every scene. They nailed "the war on doilies", even draping a large one in the bathroom on a wall and a teddy bear is holding one! Extra points if you count them all.
Click this image for a larger view of the doilies, go on, you know you want to!
Now watch this funny video...
EXPERIENCE THE DIFFERENCE AT THE CLAIBORNE HOUSE!
The Claiborne House Bed and Breakfast in Rocky Mount VA is not filled with teddy bears, eyes or no eyes. This is not your granny's house.

We enjoy a good laugh, so don't be shy, book online and save $10 here, or even better in February the Month of Love we have a BOGO Special! More about this special here.
Claiborne House bed and breakfast wants you to sit a spell on the porch!
Get your romance on!
Claiborne House bed and breakfast is a romantic getaway
Okay so I confess, we might sneak a doily in when needed, don't hold it against us!
Claiborne House bed and breakfast fresh not frozen
Bed and breakfasts are the way to go!  See more breakfast photos here from some B&B's I happen to know!
ISN'T IT TIME FOR A BLUE RIDGE DAY Y'ALL?